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"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

Driver being taught by impatient parent

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"I've had it with the nineties!"

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

Children Influenced By Parent's Behaviour

'My dad is really strong and he also has extra-cool fine motor skills: He can use tools!'

Phone box - Thank you for not tapping

'Now hold on just a minute. Let's not jump ahead of ourselves.'

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!'

'Come on Timmy, you must eat your greens.'

"It's just a phase."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"I didn't want to peak too early."

'Can you say 'try the patience of a saint' in a note from a public school?'

Low battery. 10% of battery remaining

"YOu want to speak to the head of the household? My parents are into shared decision making."

'I have some pet peeves we need to discuss.'

'Grandparents don't have as much energy as parents, but they're a lot less judgmental.'