Parental Patience Challenger Pillows

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

"I've had it with the nineties!"

Driver being taught by impatient parent

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

Mother Love is Without Logic

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

Smacking Machine.

"Little Jimmy's at the difficult age where he's grown up."

'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!'

Incompetence treatment center

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits, and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Naughty boy

"It's just a phase."

"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."

"I didn't want to peak too early."

'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'

'Can you say 'try the patience of a saint' in a note from a public school?'

"No, it's not free because it's late. You took half an hour to answer the door."

Low battery. 10% of battery remaining

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."