Parental Patience Challenger Pillows

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

Driver being taught by impatient parent

"I've had it with the nineties!"

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

Mother Love is Without Logic

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

Are you calling 911?!

Smacking Machine.

"Little Jimmy's at the difficult age where he's grown up."

Incompetence treatment center

'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!'

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits, and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Naughty boy

"It's just a phase."

"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."

"I didn't want to peak too early."

'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'

"No, it's not free because it's late. You took half an hour to answer the door."

"Maybe this isn't the right sport for you. What about cage fighting?"

'Can you say 'try the patience of a saint' in a note from a public school?'

Low battery. 10% of battery remaining

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."