Patient Patience Enthusiast Mugs

"Look at it this way, we have a waiting room and it would be a shame not to use it."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Snail crossing

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

"Are you going to move?"

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."