Patience Poker Pillows

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Are you done yet?'

Fishing.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Snail crossing

Women

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Road work next 15 years.

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

"Are you going to move?"