Patience Challenger Pillows

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"If you want to know what you cand do with your recorded message, press 1 now..."

'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits, and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Man queuing in heaven after killing himself over queuing

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Damn that call waiting!"

Incompetence treatment center

"Maybe this isn't the right sport for you. What about cage fighting?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Fishing.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Snail crossing

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"Get rich slow"

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"