Patience Challenger Pillows

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'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits, and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

Man queuing in heaven after killing himself over queuing

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Damn that call waiting!"

Incompetence treatment center

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Fishing.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

Snail crossing

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"Get rich slow"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

We apologize for the late arrival of your 'Railway Times' magazine subscription...

A watched kettle never boils.