Patience Seeker Pillows

"Would you please hurry and get ready?"

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

"You're the most impatient person I've ever known!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

Snail crossing

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"Get rich slow"

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department