Patience Seekers Pillows

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

Snail crossing

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

'Are we there yet?'

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood