Patience Challenged Pillows

'Let me through now!'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Fishing.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Save the world together

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Snail crossing

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

Taking blood pressure

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!'

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."