Patience Critic Pillows

"I'm just here to complain about the length of this line."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Fishing.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Snail crossing

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'Are we there yet?'

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

The End is Not Near.

Watch this space.