Patience Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for your patience critic? Whether they’re an expert in mindfulness or just appreciate a good joke about waiting, our collection offers witty and thoughtful items that honor their calm and creative spirit.

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"I'm just here to complain about the length of this line."

"I'm just here to complain about the length of this line." mockup

"I'm just here to complain about the length of this line."

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Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.' mockup

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

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A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting. mockup

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

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'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...' mockup

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

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"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?" mockup

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

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Fishing.

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"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?" mockup

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Snail crossing

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Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea. mockup

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

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"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting." mockup

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

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'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...' mockup

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

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"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..." mockup

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

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'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......'

'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......' mockup

'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......'

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Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay) mockup

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

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'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....' mockup

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

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'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.' mockup

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

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"I have a high tolerance for tedium." mockup

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

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"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten." mockup

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

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'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.' mockup

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

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Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood mockup

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

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Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy mockup

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

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'Are we there yet?'

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Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car. mockup

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

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'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.' mockup

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

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"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!" mockup

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

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"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?" mockup

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

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'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.' mockup

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

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"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number." mockup

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

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"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ." mockup

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

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'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.' mockup

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

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The End is Not Near.

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Watch this space.

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Patience Critic Gifts Collection

Patience Critic Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate patience and humor. Perfect for those who love a witty morning coffee or tea experience.

Patience Critic Pillows

Find cozy pillows that honor patience and humor. Great for relaxing spaces, these gifts add a touch of wit to calmness.

Patience Critic Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate patience and creativity. Perfect for inspiring calm and humor in any space.

Patience Critic T-Shirts

Explore our witty t-shirts designed for patience critics. Show off their calm, creative side with apparel that’s both funny and stylish.