Complacency Critic Gifts

Self-Help: 2015

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

"Never forget...if you bend a law enough, it becomes a loophole!"

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Sucking Up to Gen X

'He's supposed to be the world's oldest turtle!'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"Man, I'm sooooo bored!"

"Now that you are all my little drones, I encourage you to speak my mind."

Infectious Diseases Lab. I don't care how you collected bugs as kids. We don't poke holes in the containers here.

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

Snuggie of Turin

"Where does it hurt?"

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

Mail & Political lies.

'Ms Wayne, check with the legal department. Why must we obey the rules?'

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

A madness of motorists

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

"A compromise is when nobody gets what they want, and every seeks vengeance."

The First Supercommittee

This is a RED TAPE production Area.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'No calls for an hour, Ms Jones. I'm resting on my laurels.'

True Confessions

"Don't just stand there, man - go shoot a few consultants!"