Complacency Critic Pillows

Self-Help: 2015

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

"Never forget...if you bend a law enough, it becomes a loophole!"

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'He's supposed to be the world's oldest turtle!'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"Now that you are all my little drones, I encourage you to speak my mind."

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

Snuggie of Turin

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

"Where does it hurt?"

Mail & Political lies.

'Ms Wayne, check with the legal department. Why must we obey the rules?'

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

A madness of motorists

"A compromise is when nobody gets what they want, and every seeks vengeance."

This is a RED TAPE production Area.

The First Supercommittee

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'No calls for an hour, Ms Jones. I'm resting on my laurels.'

True Confessions

"Don't just stand there, man - go shoot a few consultants!"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'