Confidence Critic Pillows

"...and will to the best of my ability, which is terrific ability, by the way. Everyone agrees, I have fantastic ability. So there's no problem with my ability, believe me..."

Leadership suits you

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

How Gary got his groove back.

Preachers with far too much input

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Emergency Firebreaker

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Where HMO's are headed

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

PEP TALKS!

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear."

The Return of Guarded Optimism

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'