Confidence Connoisseur Pillows

Chutzpah, $1.

"I admire the confident stride of a man who knows where he's going."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

'He's got the sang froid of a man with twice his money.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

S**t Threw a Goose

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Satis Factory Tour

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Agency Moody's comments

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

Confession Ratings.

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

"Before I begin, everyone must sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

'I'm impressed by your self-confidence. What other skills do you have?'

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Businessman has credit IV.

'...I'm the only one here who's outrageously high opinion of themselves is actually justified.'

"I've been to all his weddings."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

Computer gives thumbs down to loan application.

Tweet from this retreat . . you are toast

"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."

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