Courage Connoisseur Pillows

'Looks like you've lost your stomach for risk.'

"Prepare for battle men!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Bookworm Sleepover

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Wifi in Hell

Hats and Food

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Yummy Mummies

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Heaven

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Second aid

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Bats with blankets.

S**t Threw a Goose

"I hope he's wearing pants."

What's the insect de jour?

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."