Courage Connoisseur Pillows

'Looks like you've lost your stomach for risk.'

"Prepare for battle men!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Bookworm Sleepover

Hats and Food

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Yummy Mummies

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Bats with blankets.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Second aid

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

S**t Threw a Goose

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

What's the insect de jour?

Heaven

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'