Credit Connoisseur Pillows

Computer gives thumbs down to loan application.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'...good credit, no debt, steady job...hold on, what's this? A D- on Mrs. Thorp's third grade English assignment?!'

Bank. Loan Dept. It's true that you apply for a loan over the phone, but we like to turn people down in person.

'I look forward to paying off all my debts, so I can incur new debts.'

"I've got issues with approval, doc."

'Well, I've just had a look at your loan application form, so if you'll just bear with me for a second, while I press this panic button.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Now can I use the credit card!!

Businessman has credit IV.

Agency Moody's comments

Standard and Poor Snipping America's Credit Rating

"We have everything an awesome credit rating allows one to buy."

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Well I wanted to know who played the gorgeous trollop. . . I couldn't care less what's on next!"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Reading my Critics

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Personal ATM

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

Expensive greeting cards.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

S**t Threw a Goose

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Bleak House

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'