Confidence Advocate Pillows

Women's bottoms read Foxy and Attractive, Fun-loving and Sensual.

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Leadership suits you

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Always expect the best

Ego Increasing School

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Learning Curve

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Personal Cheerleader.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'