Confidence Advocate Pillows

Women's bottoms read Foxy and Attractive, Fun-loving and Sensual.

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Leadership suits you

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Always expect the best

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Ego Increasing School

Learning Curve

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

Interviews.

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Personal Cheerleader.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'