"...and will to the best of my ability, which is terrific ability, by the way. Everyone agrees, I have fantastic ability. So there's no problem with my ability, believe me..."
Confidence Critic Prints
Decorate their walls with prints that celebrate honesty, wit, and confidence. Perfect for inspiring self-expression and showcasing their fearless personality in style.
Leadership suits you
Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.
"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"
"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."
'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'
Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?
Movies vs. Films
We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.
Business coach hiding in speach desk.
Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.
"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."
Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.
"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."
'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'
"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"
Preachers with far too much input
How Gary got his groove back.
Emergency Firebreaker
"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"
"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"
'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'
'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'
"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."
Where HMO's are headed
Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.
PEP TALKS!
"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear."
"Your insurance company decided the heart surgery isn't necessary, but they said they'd approve breast augmentation."
"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."
'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'
The Return of Guarded Optimism
'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'
'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'
SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'
Confidence Critic Prints Collection
Confidence Critic Mugs
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Confidence Critic Pillows
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Confidence Critic T-Shirts
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