Patience Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the virtue of patience mixed with a dash of humor? Our collection for the patience humorist features playful designs that appreciate the art of waiting while keeping spirits high. Ideal for anyone who understands that patience is a creative process—and sometimes, a punchline. Whether they’re waiting for inspiration or just their coffee, these gifts will bring a smile and a moment of levity to their day.

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"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting." mockup

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

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A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting. mockup

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

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"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?" mockup

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

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'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.' mockup

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

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'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...' mockup

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

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"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

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"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?" mockup

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

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'Hold on a minute with that stuff! That 'infestation' just happens to be your kids on a Saturday morning!'

'Hold on a minute with that stuff! That 'infestation' just happens to be your kids on a Saturday morning!' mockup

'Hold on a minute with that stuff! That 'infestation' just happens to be your kids on a Saturday morning!'

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'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.' mockup

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Snail crossing

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'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.' mockup

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

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'I dressed myself.'

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"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!" mockup

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

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Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay) mockup

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

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"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten." mockup

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

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"I have a high tolerance for tedium." mockup

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

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Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy mockup

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

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Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood mockup

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

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"Three junior meals and a vasectomy, please."

"Three junior meals and a vasectomy, please." mockup

"Three junior meals and a vasectomy, please."

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'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!' mockup

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

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"Dad, I'm water hungry."

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Baby Clothes.

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"I help as much as I can with the baby: I'm always the first to smell when the baby needs changing..."

"I help as much as I can with the baby: I'm always the first to smell when the baby needs changing..." mockup

"I help as much as I can with the baby: I'm always the first to smell when the baby needs changing..."

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Hairy father with a bald baby.

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"The only time I have fun in bed is when he gets cramp."

"The only time I have fun in bed is when he gets cramp." mockup

"The only time I have fun in bed is when he gets cramp."

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'It's so I don't lose the kids in the long grass...'

'It's so I don't lose the kids in the long grass...' mockup

'It's so I don't lose the kids in the long grass...'

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"Can I borrow the car and the last four digits of your social...?"

"Can I borrow the car and the last four digits of your social...?" mockup

"Can I borrow the car and the last four digits of your social...?"

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'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.' mockup

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

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'Sorry about that, guys! OK! So when do we launch?'

'Sorry about that, guys! OK! So when do we launch?' mockup

'Sorry about that, guys! OK! So when do we launch?'

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Patience Humorist Gifts Collection

Patience Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the patience humorist—humorous and inspiring designs that make every coffee break a moment to smile.

Patience Humorist Pillows

Bring humor and comfort home with pillows designed for the patience humorist. Perfect for brightening up any space with a witty nod to taking your time.

Patience Humorist Prints

Decorate your walls with prints that celebrate patience and humor. Our artistic designs are perfect for inspiring a calm, cheerful vibe in any room.

Patience Humorist T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt to celebrate patience with humor. Our fun and clever designs are ideal for anyone who appreciates taking things slow and laughing along the way.