Patience Challenged Gifts

'Let me through now!'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Fishing.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Save the world together

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Snail crossing

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Taking blood pressure

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!'

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

The Artist 10k. Finish

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."