Patience Challengers Gifts

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

"No, it's not free because it's late. You took half an hour to answer the door."

"If you would like a break while on, hold press 1 if you'd like to go and wash your car..."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Fishing.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

Snail crossing

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

We apologize for the late arrival of your 'Railway Times' magazine subscription...

"It's not a self-improvement book. It's a how-to-tolerate-those-who-won't-improve-themselves book."

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

A watched kettle never boils.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"We were definitely here before them."