Patience Challengers Prints

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

"No, it's not free because it's late. You took half an hour to answer the door."

Your call is important to us. Not in ways that show, of course, so you'll just have to take our word for it.

"If you would like a break while on, hold press 1 if you'd like to go and wash your car..."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Fishing.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

Snail crossing

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"It's not a self-improvement book. It's a how-to-tolerate-those-who-won't-improve-themselves book."

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

A watched kettle never boils.

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