Dreamy Adventurer Gifts

Scary Face at Window

"This is your plan to pay for our retirement?!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Hugh fans!"

Time Machine Collision

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Playground Pipe Dreams

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Shoot For The Moon

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Desert Island Fantasies

Witch dice.

Rainbow/Horizon

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.