Pregnancy Enthusiast Gifts

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

Delivery Room - Swear Box

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Medical School. Ernie, you should have told there there was a quiz in obstetrics class, not that you had to take a pregnancy test.

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'How far along are you?'

Open other end

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Baby on Board

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Suffering from Cooties?

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Growth Charts

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

Early childhood development

Crying baby

Uterus: One size fits all.

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"My first Father's day!"

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."