Pregnancy Enthusiast T-Shirts

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

Delivery Room - Swear Box

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'How far along are you?'

Open other end

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Baby on Board

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Suffering from Cooties?

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Growth Charts

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Toddler Feeding Solutions

Crying baby

Uterus: One size fits all.

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Early childhood development

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

"My first Father's day!"

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'