Considering Motherhood T-Shirts

"Kids? No, uh, I'd rather travel."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Biological alarm clock!

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Chez Nous Menu

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Mother Nature

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"He's such a fussy eater."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

I love my family!

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.