Mommy Gifts

'Give us this day our apple pie.'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'He's a real pill but his mother makes wonderful cookies.'

'She ate it. I guess love does conquer all.'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Butterfly Woman

Prize vegetables.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Just be yourself."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

The Busy Gardener

Domestic Superheroes!!

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'