Mommy Pillows

'You act surprised.'

'Give us this day our apple pie.'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."

All my mommy's imaginary friends are on something called "Facebook."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'He's a real pill but his mother makes wonderful cookies.'

'She ate it. I guess love does conquer all.'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Butterfly Woman

"Just be yourself."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

Domestic Superheroes!!

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Gender Equality

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

I like the Jets...I guess

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'