Moms Pillows

"Does this make us bad parents?"

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

'Gimme like whattayacallit...'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'We must be great parents...our children all hate us.'

"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Before you say anything, please watch this video that explains why teenagers need extra sleep."

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"I thought they would be pleased that we stayed up to wish them a Happy Spring Forward Day."

'The directions said to use two capfuls.'

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

"Have we considered home schooling, if only for the less parental involvement?"

'Mom, what do I do for a living?'

"I wasn't nervously hovered around enough as a child."

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

"My child has special wants."

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

"Which of these summer camps would you like to be shipped off to?"

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

Baby throwing cans of food around in supermarket,

"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

Mother's Whistler.

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'I'm 10 years old, now. Don't you think that's long enough to be working without a contract.'

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

As a single mom who couldn't afford baby sitters, Beverly's new 'Nanny-Pod' allowed her to have a thriving social life.

"I'm bored."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!