Motherhood Muser Gifts

"You're what?!"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Chez Nous Menu

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Lamb Noise.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Suffering from Cooties?

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Mother Nature

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."