Mommy Muse Gifts

'be careful what you wish for.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

The coffee's not working.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

Jerry Lordan

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The Sensitive Dude.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Proud mother and new maid

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Happy Mothers Day

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'You act surprised.'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Applecart - "Its's just there as a reminder!"

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

Life drawing class.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

"You're what?!"

'I think it's called RED!'

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

'I was well-informed, well-adjusted, a useful member of society - then I married.'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile