Mommy Muse Pillows

'be careful what you wish for.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

The coffee's not working.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

Jerry Lordan

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Happy Mothers Day

Proud mother and new maid

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Applecart - "Its's just there as a reminder!"

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

"You're what?!"

Life drawing class.

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'I was well-informed, well-adjusted, a useful member of society - then I married.'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"You have a mouse named Juliet."