Maternal Muse Pillows

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

The coffee's not working.

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The Sensitive Dude.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

Happy Mothers Day

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Proud mother and new maid

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Applecart - "Its's just there as a reminder!"

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"You're what?!"

'I'd really have the jitters if I knew the future, but your mom is supercool!'

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

'I was well-informed, well-adjusted, a useful member of society - then I married.'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye