Maternal Muses Pillows

'Nanny being congratulated on arrival of new baby'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Lamb Noise.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Suffering from Cooties?

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Then what happened?"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Why moms make bad refs.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"