Modern Parent Life Gifts

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Dog Walking Services

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"He just said his first word!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

Smartphone Sonogram

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

The modern generation!

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Phone Mittens

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

Three Parent Baby

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

"Text!"

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."