Working Parent Lifestyle Mugs

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Balancing work and family

'Save us!'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"He just said his first word!"

"First break since 2008."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"And THAT was just the weekend!"