Working Parents Mugs

"I think we need to spend more time with the children...how many have we got?"

"I think we need to spnd more time with the children,how many have we got?"

'What's it going to be, Dawkins?career or family?'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

You said it was "take your child to work" day. You didn't say anything about bringing him back.

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

The Cost of Day-Care

"It's either "Bring your kid to work" day or it's "Drop of handbag in kindergarten" day today?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Supermom.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Balancing work and family

"First break since 2008."

'Save us!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Yummy Mummies

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

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