Working Father Mugs

Woman with kids at husbands office.

You missed a spot!

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Louis Armstrong

Prize vegetables.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Killer Executive Suits.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The Busy Gardener

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."