Parent Juggling Work And Home Life Gifts

"It's Take Your Child to Work Day."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

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"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."

"Do you really use all of the stuff on this school supply list?"

'I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk.'

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'We need a dog!'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

"I think we need to spend more time with the children...how many have we got?"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"Here comes the airplane--once it gets clearance from the tower, which should be in another 45 minutes. Thank you for your patience."

'When I want to watch a realistic comedy about a working mom, I'll look in the mirror.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Our training on managing a work life balance is running late so you'll need to get someone to pick your kids up."

You're supposed to read him a bedtime story at HIS bedtime.

"Amazing how having a six month old baby can motivate you to stay at the office for 16 hours a day!"

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

"You mind if I sit here and yammer on while my kid does whatever he wants?"

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