Juggling Work And Kids Gifts

Working Moms

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Working hours.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

The Buck Never Stops.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Email Notifications

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

They're behind me aren't they?

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

Break Glass in Case of Stress