Juggling Work And Kids Gifts

Working Moms

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Working hours.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

The Buck Never Stops.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Email Notifications

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

They're behind me aren't they?

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."