Juggling Work And Play Gifts

Because Daddy loves you, Sweetie, he can always spare a minute and thirty seconds.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Working hours.

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Laptop Dancing.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

The Buck Never Stops.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Office Park

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Email Notifications

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Brickie's Mate

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

They're behind me aren't they?

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Did I miss a lot of work while I was out with the flu? No, I didn't miss it at all!"

Break Glass in Case of Stress

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate