Juggling Work And Play T-Shirts

Because Daddy loves you, Sweetie, he can always spare a minute and thirty seconds.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Working hours.

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Buck Never Stops.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Office Park

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

Brickie's Mate

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Email Notifications

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

They're behind me aren't they?

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

Break Glass in Case of Stress

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."