Juggling Work And Family T-Shirts

"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Amazing how having a six month old baby can motivate you to stay at the office for 16 hours a day!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Working hours.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

The Buck Never Stops.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

Email Notifications

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

They're behind me aren't they?

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

Break Glass in Case of Stress

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Did I miss a lot of work while I was out with the flu? No, I didn't miss it at all!"