Balancer Of Work And Play T-Shirts

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Golfing Boss

Work Parfait

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Working hours.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Born In Captivity.

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Office pics on dinner table.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"I feel your pain."

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Laptop Dancing.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."