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"Mr. Rod, now that school has started, I need to reduce my workload."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Working hours.

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Laptop Dancing.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

The Buck Never Stops.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

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Brickie's Mate

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

They're behind me aren't they?

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

Break Glass in Case of Stress