Juggling Jobs With Joy Gifts

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Working hours.

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Buck Never Stops.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Email Notifications

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

They're behind me aren't they?

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

Break Glass in Case of Stress

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'