Stay-at-home Parent Pillows

"So which of you stays at home looking after the kids all day?"

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

'Normally I prefer to eat out on a beautiful day like this - But I hate people watching me while I eat!'

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Man sees a public gym and a mother doing housework.

Working from Home: In/Still In

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"It's your night to cook, make everyone do their homework, deal with chaos, and wonder where the hell I am."

'I get a lot of chit-chat type email gossip and I love to spread it around with a cellphone!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Daddy doesn't work, Jason

'Which sounds best to you: 'first off, 'firstly, or 'to begin with'...?'

"Your dinner is in cyberspace."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

Piling shopping onto a baby.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Life Tetris

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Hassled Mother.

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!