Single Father Pillows

Fathers are Heroes

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Maternity Arrivals

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

You missed a spot!

Children.

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

Single parents.

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

'...Just like Daddy!'

Parents teacher conference.

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'