Single Father Mugs

Fathers are Heroes

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Maternity Arrivals

You missed a spot!

Children.

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Single parents.

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

'...Just like Daddy!'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'