Single Parents Mugs

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Convict returning home - "Mom, dad's home from his top secret mission overseas." (Colour)

"It's part of the government's new strategy for housing single parents."

'I named him Link, after his father.' 'I suppose he's still missing?'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

Single parents.

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

'Of course you never knew your father -- he's a cat.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'This reminds me of my Senior Prom... without flowers and three kids.'

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"